I'm predicting a win and hoping for something emphatic but expecting a fairly dull win. But I'll take a dull match every week as long as it includes the word win in the headline the day after. It is all about winning first.
Everything else is secondary. Sure, we want the communication with the board, we want the nice food, we want a say in how the kit looks and we want flags and scarves, but we'd swap it all for three points.
Updates, team news and banter
I've just read that Megan Fox got married to that guy from Beverly Hills 90210 and The Sarah Connor Chronicles; how lucky is he and it gives hope to us normal people, because if a B-list Hollywood celebrity can get that, we all have a chance.
I don't know why I had to write that, mostly because now my chances are drastically reduced and I needed to share my gloom with someone, but I'll go to bed easy tonight, because I know she loves The Villa and that is good enough for me.
Anyway, the match is about 90 minutes away - in thirty we will have team news and when the match kicks off, we'll have updates and all the action. Until then, if you fancy a flutter, the best odds are below, but bet sensibly, please, or you'll end up like me - blogging.